The Story
Today in church me and my friend Peter wrote this story, taking turns writing one or two sentances at a time, here it is:
The War of the Random People in New York!
One day while Bugs Bunny was hiding from the NY police, Porky pig did some sweet moves down the street. Then Bugs Bunny jumped up and shot porky pig with a fully-auto tazer. At that moment Abe Lincoln appeared and, seeing the bunny with the tazer and the smoking pig on the ground, decided he didnt want to get zapped so he bored Bugs to death with one of his more boring speaches. Barney then appeared with dual Uzi's and shot Abe and went on a rampage in the streets of NY. Just then Master Chief's cloaking device wore off and he started shooting people like ROnald McDonald, the Power Rangers, Obi-Wan, and all them guys off Lord Of the Rings. Then a whole bunch of random people came like Tom Cruise, Elmo, Big bird, Darth Vader, Neo and Trinity with their kid Imadingdong, and all the rest including the pope with his healing powers and his awsome moves. Don't forget Indiana Jones with conspitation, who got tazered by Sam Fisher and let it all out. Then 50 Cent came in with dual shotguns, but Elmo shot him with a 9 mm. which proved he's not really bullet-proof. Then Puss in boots and the devil himself joined alliances and killed many until they were shot down by some guy from Nickalodean. A little while later Napolean Dynamite appeared and killed the guy from nickalodean with his killer dancing skillz. Then Merv and Peter came in with guns blazing and dodged bullets and killed many including the Teletubbies until a couple of grunts struck them down with plasma swords. Then Sophie and "Baby" (from "Go Baby) came in. While everyone was saying how cute they were they pulled out their grendes and tossed them everywhere until they were the last ones left.
THE END!!!!
posted by Merv @ 11:41 AM
7 Comments:
Good grief, son! Do I need to get you some counseling?
And you were doing this in CHURCH, when you were supposed to be LISTENING!
I think you need something better to write about. Tag, you're it!
Geez, can't you do that all in one comment?
The idea of writing the story was great. The place, well, you SHOULD have been paying attention to your teachers. The subject? Now, that IS troublesome. As I recall, one of the 10 commandments is: THOU SHALT NOT KILL. Read it and heed it young man. Keep thinking like this and the story of your teenage years may not be very long. Take care.
Geez, it's just a story. And I didn't have a teacher, he wasn't there on sunday...
BTW do you think that I would do any of that stuff in real life? Didn't think so. Oh, and nettie I'll do the meme thingy tomarrow. maybe. if i remember. remind me. i'll shut up now.
Truly inspiring story Merv. Inspiring what I have no idea, but interesting none the less. I do feel bad for those teletubbies and poor Indiana Jones.
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